I don’t think “thinking” is something he does well or often. His insistence that the current GDP and unemployment rates mean “Things are so good...” epitomizes the astonishing stupidity of this time in history. Of all the absolutely idiotic takes on the economy I have read, this one might be the most offensive. The…

Anybody who played football will tell you they can’t think of another way to deal with failure or adversity. That’s what CTE can do to you.

Cleveland 6-10? Come on man - which 6 teams are going to bathe in that kind of shame?

Cryptkeeper Al Davis Lock Of The Week

If it’s any consolation, it’s now closed.

The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

Goodell should hire Jezebel to define what a catch is.

This isn’t even a very good crazy asshole rant. You’re no Texans Susan, kid. 

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.

I didn’t realise that so many Jags fans were literate.

The team name shall, from this day forward, be pronounced “jag-you-ars”

Blake Bortles will be ‘Exhibit A’ in Colin Kaepernick’s collusion case against the NFL, and that will be the only way that Blake Bortles will ever help a team win..

Bortles will be a permanent fixture at Lemon Bar by midseason.

Paying Andrew Norwell that much money is like hiring the Queen’s Guard to patrol an empty house.

You beat the Steelers twice last year, and crushed the dreams of the worst fans in sports. For that I will be grateful. Other than that, another anonymous team that on one cares about.

The Saints suck because certain current and former local officials have been engaged in a war on strip clubs in a mind-bogglingly stupid attempt to turn the French Quarter into some horseshit “family friendly” local version of Times Square/Disneyland. I mean, what the hell is New Orleans — which Ignatius J. Reilly…

I went on a roadtrip to Houston a few weeks ago, and I had to take a detour because some trucker in Hammond, Louisiana crashed and spilled hazardous material on I-10, forcing a shutdown. But since everyone else also was taking that detour, I found myself stuck in stand-still traffic along a rural road in Pointe Coupee…