“Hmmm. Maybe there’s something to soccer being the world’s most popular sport? Maybe we should be emulating how all the other nations handle their leagues and player development? NAH!”

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Vrabel looks like he borrowed a bunch of money from friends and family 7 years ago to open a Crossfit gym in Grand Junction, Colorado and is still waiting for it to turn enough of a profit so he can quit his job working at the T-Mobile kiosk at the only mall in town.

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who will tell you what he benched yesterday no matter what the topic of conversation is.

Let’s remember a guy who sucked: LenDale White! Remember all the fat jokes about LenDale? Those were the days. He’s probably somewhere housing a burrito right now.

He’s the guy who tells his wife he’s headed next door to break up the high school party but ends up drinking a beer and telling the football players about all the “crazy shit” he got up to when he was their age.

She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

Amy Strunk looks like the personification of "Can I speak with your manager?".

This guy has rage issues. Big Ben is a bit different.

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

Still the most interesting thing about the KC Chiefs in my lifetime. Goddamn that is sad. 

This is definitely McCarron, right?

Marketing to weirdos.

Yeah, but not every other state hosts the hometown of the Aryan Brotherhood (founded in Spokane, moved across the border to Coeur d’Alene when the Feds started sniffing around). The level of horrific bigotry in Cascadia is astounding

Ah yes, the classic “this article isn’t funny, it’s poorly researched” move. NEVER FAILS

“What the fuck could that Jordan Peterson workshop have looked like?! What the ACTUAL fucking fuck. Fuck.”

the virgin thing was contrived, BS. El Gaucho in Belltown was Russ’s hook up spot during that time.

Despite having two Heisman winners on his USC roster, gets outplayed singlehandedly by Vince Young. Hightails it out of USC before the NCAA can squeeze him about why Reggie Bush felt the need to give back his Heisman; landing a sweet gig with the Hawks. Wins a Super Bowl; gives away the next. All but loses his locker…

If I hear one more bandwagon tech-bro transplant defend the pass play I may be posting from prison that point on.