As usual, black women go hard in the paint.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

Throw a gun in there and you have a full on gang bang

A more intriguing question is why so many want to have an awkward threesome with both it and the Confederate flag...

i love every second of this, but especially the 90s throwback.

You must be fun at parties.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Ed Sheeran has me just as confused as this video. I alternately want to punch him in the face and make out with him.

Take these stars!

My hot twitter fetish has accelerated to the point where I only read tweets that contain the phrase “Im not white btw” anymore

Why you trying to bring beef where there weren’t none before you rolled up?

♪♫ Tale as old as tiiiiiime.... ♫♪

You know how they do.

‘I said what I said’

Why it gotta be mom’s cooking? Dad don’t cook? I’m kidding of course, but someone would’ve taken it there because people can’t just let an affirmation stand. Their mindset is affirmation for you = denigration for me.

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

You’re not sorry and you didn’t learn shit.

Yaaa cmon, he didn’t write it, there are no JEAH. Does he even know how to read??

I accept responsibility for my role in this happening and have learned some valuable lessons.

I’ve always known Ryan was dumb. Like, properly stupid. But not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he could bring about a full-blown international incident based solely on the sheer intergalactic power of his stupidity.