Literally every picture of Scheana makes me want to punch her in the face.

I’m kind of impressed when Lochte doesn’t put his shoes & socks on in that particular order.

Or his lawyer’s.

I’m sure that was his mom’s doing.

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

Jeah is the only correct response to this mess.

He’s WAY too dumb to make up stuff like that and everyone except the Rio court (and the man himself) knows this.

Just a reminder, he tried to copyright “jeah”

Some people might think he’s making this up because he’s just so thirsty. But if he wasn’t robbed, how do you explain him being so scared his hair turned grey?