OMG I only now realized what your icon is and display name means. You’re the best (and yes, I do mean your tabby master.)

...more and more young teenagers are reporting “strong disapproval” of weed smoking. Who are these people?

Keep talkin' though. That post back in the day about fuccbois was awesome.

I love your grandpa!

Good point. If someone can locate a photo of her in a flannel, we’ll know for sure.

All hail the King.

That was the worst. I watched him train down in Tacoma, went to every game, and he barely did anything. Then he traded to the worst team in the American league the next year (F U Texas Rangers!) and led the league in strikeouts! WTF?!

Yes! Move to Colorado! Seattle sucks, don’t come here.

Me too!! I love us!

We had Cliff Lee...that one season...when he was injured...don’t be rude man.

Approved!

But can you document her using ironic humor over craft bottled beer? Then and only then will we know for sure.

I feel like her nipples look strange in this photo. Don’t they kind of look lopsided?

Drunk problem #1: I’m not drunk. Good God I’m trying!

So good! I’m always surprised more people don’t love it. I mean, duh, Home Movies for drinking and Metalocalypse for smoking pot.

(hands you a chocolate chip cookie dough spoon) this bitch sounds awful.

You are all my heros. I have officially ditched my date plans to hang out with my dog and rewatch Home Movies and eat cookie dough (I blamed my period, but really this is always just a better time), so I would now like to be apart of your drunk-online Jezy posting club.

That article fucking sucks.

Mmmhmm. And Prince Fielder neekid...oh my goodness!

This was written so well I have, or the first time, an interest in watching a UFC fight.