Clinton's biggest lie: I never had sex with that woman

Hopefully this ensures he will never get the job painting the "official" portrait of anyone else.

WTF. Really? Just paint the damn picture and keep your political commentary out of it. Jesus. Can we repaint the official portrait of Reagan to make commentary on how his AIDS policies killed thousands of people?

Y'ALL JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS ON A MONDAY

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

I came here, just to say the same thing. If it were Lorde making that statement, NO one would be questioning it. Anyways....

Why is that whenever someone (usually a POC/a woman/or a youth) gets praise for being eloquent there is always a comment in a rush to dismiss their eloquence and attribute to someone else. I never really notice this happening when WMs write something halfway literate.

I don't know. I'm sure she does have a PR team and they probably read it before it went out, but I have no problem believing she wrote it on her own.

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"

They're 15 or so years old. The answer is "because teenagers are really, really stupid".

The trailers look great and it's the first time I've thought she looked like she could do more than pout, bite her lip, and sigh a bit.

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

As usual, my comment will stay in the greys because apparently I will always be part of the Gawker underclass.

Yup. LOL at Trefoils. Erin just exposed herself as a basic-ass bitch.

5. George W. Bush

Time to truck out this old chestnut: