YOU JUST EQUATED MY BODY WITH A FUCKING CAR.

Or we can live in a society where safe places are actually safe and the thought of forcing yourself on another person and then blaming them for it would never cross your mind.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

:(

This makes me think of the Hawkeye Initiative, where Hawkeye is put in the same poses as female comic book characters to show how stupid the poses are, but we accept them from the ladies because we’re used to looking at them that way. Like this:

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

I want to say yes, but I also gotta say when you find something that makes you look incredible you should rock that shit.

whatever if Morgan Freeman was my ex step grandfather I would write that shit on my resume we are related forever after that

tried to find a gif of emma watson slicing the head off a giant penis with an axe but couldn’t. weird. sort of feel like it’d be a popular gif. couldn’t even find a video clip of it. bummer.

He spoke with KPRC 2 in a jailhouse interview, in which he called Valerie “no good Samaritan” and complained that women in general treat him unfairly because he has a criminal record.

Don’t believe it for a second. That was an attempted homicide.

You let out a single nervous chuckle and then edged away without saying anything else, then shook your head to yourself and then made exaggerated gestures to your friends?

Excellent article. It reminds me of the uproar last year when Jennifer Lawrence DARED to tastefully go nude for a Vanity Fair cover story following the release of her stolen photos on Reddit. Soooo many male commenters couldn’t understand how she could speak out against the invasive nature of the hacked pictures and…

I’d like to party with baby #2. Baby #1 is the tightass who would whine about everything, the Elizabeth Wakefield of the group.

“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”