caryfornia805
caryfornia805
caryfornia805

Prepare for the influx of dude-defence that will come from a large series of people who would be shitting themselves in anger if this happened to a male veteran.

A brief memo to my fellow humans:

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

Unless your husband wants to, then you must obey your wifely duties!

JUST STOP HAVING SEX YOU WHOREY WHORE

so can't have an abortion, can't give birth safely..... great

I mean, if you mark down girls for the work provided to support the answer to the problem maybe? Still utter horseshit, but that's the only thing I can think of right now.

Oh fuck that. That poor weepy judge friend of yours couldn't get him on invasion of privacy and encouraging child abuse? Your poor weepy judge friend is a privileged asshole who thinks it's more fun to say "wow, there are no laws on the books! tech!"

I think too many people assume that, for anyone who experiences acquaintance rape, that experience will act like a switch on their feelings, and, BOOM, you'll clearly feel like that person is an asshole. That probably happens in some cases. But when it is someone to whom you are close, whom you trust, with whom

Cathy Young is the real-life Rita Skeeter

What kind of life experiences does a woman have to have in order to turn into the kind of person who says "oh yea, every one of those women are just making it all up"?

That first bird! Have you seen the entire video? So awesome. David Attenborough is the shit, and his whole Birds of Paradise video (along with every other one) is perfection. That is all.

That's nightmare fuel right there. But a 99% conviction rate for rape? How do they manage that? I'm guessing a LOT of cases just never make it to trial.

if this app winds up on @byefelipe's instagram, I will laugh...like...a lot.

Jeez... even fake men don't know how to take "no" for an answer.

Is she also a vegan who smokes cigarettes because seriously fuck people like that.

Do I get to bang on top of the downstairs lounge piano? Cuz I'm not into it unless I get to bang on top of the downstairs lounge piano.

Do you know why the Packers are in the new movie? Because a group of them are huge fans of Pitch Perfect and kept tweeting about how much they loved it and how badly they wanted to be in the new movie. The producers saw the tweets and invited them to join the cast for a small part.