Well, we found a way to beat the Warriors. Just have a player score 30 points above his average. Simple, right?

To solve the Coach of the Year debate, we should let Terry Stotts and Brad Stevens compete in a best-of-seven “who can draw the better baseline inbounds play with 2.4 seconds left”

#FingerOutTheBallJointAssBitch

Keep fucking that chicken

I’m a Yankees fan, and it’s one reason I don’t intend to go to any games this year. There are plenty of those reasons, though.

Because the Nets exist.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

however, when Byron Allen’s name was mentioned, Kupchak said he didn’t know Allen was still kickin’ it.

Good thing Clarkson wasn’t there for this interview.

$7.5 million cap hit next season. They’re dropping this one too.

Don’t worry, i’m sure the majority of their fans will stick around even through the shitty years............

the NFC East would like a word with you on your assessment...

Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

I explained what theory means in science, as opposed to its dictionary definition, to someone about year ago. That person stopped speaking to me. So, I highly recommend doing so.

If you dig back further, you’ll find Schlereth tell Thenextking83, “There’s a reason God didn’t call it the Bering Homosexual.”

Obvious why Samaki and Kobe didn’t get along— surf and turf has long been frowned upon as something only gaijins would eat.

can netflix do a documentary on where his top teeth are?

thats $131 in today’s dollars

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers