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Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

Pippen has had a tough battle with money.

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

Report: Shoeless Joe Jackson receives lifetime ban from baseball.

Just a friendly warning: you will have to watch almost 90 seconds of girl’s high school basketball - filmed in portrait - before anything meaningful happens.

If you think that’s the rudest thing about Curry, you never hung out in my college dorm room after an Indian food buffet.

When asked before the game how he felt about returning to Cleveland, Curry said, “Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne”.

Yeah, pretty easy to flop when all of the neural transmissions between your brain and various appendages are violently interrupted due to blunt force trauma.

I think Hitler would have made the Hall if in his final season he hadn’t been sent down by the end of April.

“`It’s said only 29.2% of Hall of Fame voters are Schilling supporters. In 1940, only 7% of Germans were Nazis. How’d that go?’ Vote Schilling.”

Rivera threw around 40% more innings than Hoffman did(28% or so if you forget the post-season), his ERA was .66 points better, he has 140+ innings of probably the best post-season pitching resume of anyone ever, his career WAR is double Hoffman’s...

Didn’t you see that animated documentary about his nerve tonic addiction?

+1 teal and purple Starter jacket

Why the hell was he even back there though? I don’t care that Jacoby had some issues, they were up like 4 scores at that point and there are probably 15 other guys on the roster — who aren’t one of the best WRs in football and the team’s most dangerous weapon — capable of fielding a punt. Great highlight, but if he

Steelers fan so there is some bias but:

Notwithstanding the horrible outcome of that particular gag gift, did you ever get into butt play?

I was the last of my group of friends to turn 18, so we blew it up hard on my birthday. Cigars, the casino, lots of booze purchased for us by an older sibling. It was awesome. I received a lot of fun presents, and some were gag gifts. Specifically, a friend of mine bought me a BDSM sex-toy set that consisted of

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but

Kenny Lofton not being on this ballot is a fucking crime.