@mrwumasta: Yeah, except that I needed something that can drive in more than 5 to 6 inches of uncleared snow, which a 4S cannot do. #renderedspeculation

Maserati should never do this. Ever. Under any circumstances. #renderedspeculation

@quayzar: Forced to replace sports car with SUV because of move to high altitude snowy climates + not wanting to lose semi-sports performance during times of nicer weather = I bought a Cayenne. Would I have preferred a 911? Yes. Did I settle? Yes. Am I sorry? Not really, it's a good set of wheels.

@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Or moron even! #accidents

I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about the repair costs... #lexusls600h

Did the Lotus died? #gtforpsp

I have passed that very car before on the New Jersey Turnpike a couple of years ago. I recognize the plate. It was being driven at the speed limit (+/- 5mph) by an older gentleman with a pipe. No joke. #1980maseratiquattroporteiii

That's it? We don't get any pics from the inside to show how it handled those 'sposions? #rollsroycephantom

You know, for kids! #paulnewman

For God's sake, by the time they finally get this damn thing to the showrooms it will already be last year's news and no one will even care. Come to think of it, I already don't care. #chevroletvolt

They forgot to mention that the engine block is forged from moon rock, it has baby seal fur carpeting, and runs on the tears of homeless orphaned children.

@abgwin: Indeed. The Prombron Christina.

Exterior door hinges seems like a bad idea.

@Maxichamp: A boomerang antenna, really? It's 2009!

Goddamn that is ugly! Porsche will have no trouble with the Panamera as long as they park one of these things nearby.

If it comes in AWD they're gonna love it in Utah...and Portland...and any college town...and...

I get that he wants it to look all black, but I don't understand the thought process behind blanking out the headlights. To my mind the whole point of a murdered out car is to blend in at night—it's like night camo. If you can't use the headlights then you can't use it at night, so wtf?

@tony-e30: I loved riding in the back of 911s when I was a little kid and could still fit. As an adult...not so much.

Yes, but can the developers hammer a 9" spike through a board with their penises?

@dwegmull: That's the professor who owned the house driving up in his Pug.