@mercury_marine: "We're late! We rented this STUPID car!"

I'd be driving that fast away from a place called Cocksburnpath too.

I found this video about the owner. It's in Swedish though—either that or I've had a stroke—so anyone here speak the language of Muppet chefs?

@Shadowman615: Posting the video is the real reason his Dad is gonna kill him. Insurance companies love people as dumb as this kid.

@Captain Liverspots: Not to mention his drinking problem.

Send Rovers, guns, and money?

@SeanKHotay: I've seen it more times than I care to remember. Newspapers, books, maps, work documents, etc. It's so far beyond irresponsible and dangerous that I think there needs to be a new word invented for it.

@Novaload: Absolutely.

Why are his gates open? Who let them in? And why are they in costume? How can I be sure the tall one isn't John Cleese?

No joke, people in Utah blame alcohol for every single car accident here as a default. Every time there is a report of an accident in the news people immediately say the person must have been drinking.

@Ben Wojdyla: Agreed. Though unveiling it at Pebble Beach was a snooze. No one really cared once they saw it. Everything else was too beautiful for it to compete.

Does anyone else think those headlights look like search lights? I bet when you fire those babies up you can see the future.

@jodark: "numerous lane change violations" ha.

Not for nothin' but the guy who tried to fake his own death in a plane crash last year was from Indiana.

@Who's Cartwright?: Nah, keep it to yourself. I don't give a shit who told it to you.

@Who's Cartwright?: Get the fuck out of here.

Still gay.

@MitchKayak: Alec Baldwin says wait until they're ripe.

I once wrote a letter to Honda telling them how unbearably ugly the Element is. I included a drawing by my friend that showed the car as a big box with wheels, the gas tank underneath—which we labeled the "death tank", and stink lines coming off the top of the car. (Yes, we had too much time on our hands back then.)…

I saw the Panamera in the metal recently, and I hate to say it but it doesn't look half as bad as it does in pics. It's nowhere near the sedans that Aston or Maserati put out, but it'll do in a pinch. I'd buy one used anyway. The Aston or the Maser I'd buy new. (That's how I judge whether or not I really like a…