Come on, the giant crimped hair was fantastic

Troll smarter, son, not harder

Seriously, that approach is not going to work as long as pop exists, for one thing.

Isn’t that just But I’m A Cheerleader?

I’m glad they’re still looking out for him.

Minneapolis here.  There’s a lot of great things about this place, but law enforcement is not one of them.

Remember that sight isn’t as important to them as it is to us. They get so much more data from smell. I grew up with a border collie/Irish setter mix who had to get a ton of hair shaved off at the beginning of every summer. She looked like a totally different animal, but she didn’t care. On the other hand, if you…

This.  I got a box turtle the summer before fourth grade.  He passed away last year; I was almost thirty.  I loved him dearly, but I had no idea what I was getting into.  I was just a dumb kid.

I hope she picked one with hot water in his apartment.

Is Steve’s life just doomed to suck or what?

Seriously, he can’t call a crusade or something against the oil industry?  Like, this would be the time, you know?

Stupid dude question: Why don’t you all just wear boxers like us if you’re feeling constrained down there? I recognize the hardware’s a bit different, but the air and the space, you don’t have to be nude to achieve that.

Yeah, it took a bit to teach my dad that “Oriental” was for rugs and not people, but he’d never have gone up to someone and made chingchong noises at them as Yi describes. I find it hard to believe that there’s anyone out there stupid enough to do that innocently.

The funny thing is, they think this is going to make it so their mediocre white kids get in instead of Those People, but all this is going to do is ensure said mediocre white kids get beat out by Asians who actually studied instead.

Nah, gaudy would be wearing them all at once on different fingers and toes.  She’s got room for six more!  The sequential approach is way more low key.

Never mind, on second read it’s Duckworth that said it.  She’s from the Midwest, so that makes even less sense.

 Not sure if British or troll

Minneapolis here. Does Pelosi not realize we’re not all hick farmers out here? Does she not get that there are large, liberal urban areas here in the Midwest as well as the coasts? MN has been voting democratic longer than California has. Argh.

Really, this would not have been difficult to do.

Wasn’t there a precedent for that in the early 1800s?