You’d think that would be the kind of person who would know a lot about perfume, though. Like, I realize it’s different for us, but I’ve learned all sorts of things about cologne largely because if I bike to work and don’t wear it I’m persona non grata. Someone who already smells good, it’s like buying food from a…

Classic memery, my friend

Is it just me or is “smooth as an eel” not particularly alluring phrasing? Like, I’ve heard of being a dead fish in bed, but ew.

what’s wrong with you

Basically, it’s organized playing pretend, like a social version of a Choose Your Own Adventure book. Somebody comes up with a plotline and narrates, and the rest of you and your buddies crowd around, argue about what to do, and roll dice when you’re not sure if an idea (such as “I’ma just shoot this guy”, but also…

Maybe a fiercer pet than Olivia and Meredith is in order.

It can, but doesn’t have to. And rabies causes hydrophobia, so I think sprinkler boy is probably fine.

It’s not as new as you’d think.

Waitwaitwait is there some transness or something involved? Doesn’t she otherwise, like, not have a male chromosome? XX and all? What am I missing here?

Top notch reaction image material. Fucking saved

Yo dawg, I heard you like fire, so I put a power strip in your power strip so you can heat your apartment while you heat your apartment

Really, it’s the middle starts at like 8 that are the problem IMO. Starts that late you can fit in a nap in the early evening.

Breeding turtles in captivity is actually kinda hard, as I understand. Speaking as a former box turtle parent.

Depends a lot on elevation! Up north in the highlands it can be pretty nice, at least part of the year.

You sound burned out, dude. As someone who’s liked SE Asia on the short trips I’ve been on (nothing shady), I’m sorry it’s gone so sour for you, man. But I feel you on a lot of the stuff you’re complaining about.

This. I’m a dude and I dressed up to go in the temples. Put on a nice dress shirt, black khakis. Don’t be that foreigner. You’re a guest everywhere abroad, but especially in someone else’s sacred spaces.

Wait, does Europe not have records of eviction? Like, if you get evicted, you can just go somewhere else?

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Now there’s the face of someone who likes what he does for a living. Just based on the picture, I’d say he was hella bored at work.

I have a female friend who had to teach at 23 with braces on. It sounded super awkward.