See, I think this could be an all right idea considering how our culture’s relationship with networked computers has changed in the last quarter century. “Cyberspace” as such is a part of our lives in a really intimate way now.

As a young person whose Batman knowledge is primarily Christopher Nolan with vague memories of the Val Kilmer stuff, I’m continually shocked at how corny the old Batman stuff is. Like, man, this is some MST3K shit right here.

Do you think the old ones are really an improvement?

Tbh that sounds like it could be a favorable spin on “his buddy has a punk band and he organizes shows at the abandoned warehouse in exchange for beer money”. I knew some music executives of that sort.

I think there was a Chuck Tingle work about this

Because the press is vital to democracy as we understand it? Have the past twelve months not sufficiently illustrated that for you?

Remember this?

Edit: why is there no image here! It’s supposed to be the Goombas in their tall red suits from the Super Mario Brothers movie back in 93.

I feel like we don’t have to abandon the surgical complications route entirely, though; what if we used that as an excuse for recasting? Like, well, better switch out the whole face too. I’m sure there’s appropriate medical mumbo jumbo.

I get what you’re saying, man, but it sounds like you think our form of government is a lot more democratic than it actually is. Two out of the last three presidents got a minority of the votes, redistricting and 2 senators per state gives 40%ish of the electorate 55%ish of the seats, electoral donors have way more…

The thing is, all those adult groups are going to have their own angle. If you just talk to the powers that be, you’re just going to get the spin.

How’s your dental work?

Yeah, he makes it work.

It’s in the article, and yes.

I mean, if you look at the Catholic Church over the past thousand years or so, it’s very much true. They can still fire teachers, but they can’t really wage wars and topple empires anymore.

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Yeah, that was the one for me too. That scene in the first one where they’re like, psychically entranced by their respective dragons doing it and follow suit airborne on the back of one or whatever, that was a trip at 12/13, man. Do remember Clan of the Cave Bear, but that was like 9 or 10 for me, so I didn’t have a…

This. I was a total creep, largely because I had no guidance and no clue. I suspect that’s common. Like, it needs to change, but we treat juveniles as juveniles for a reason; to an extent it’s on the role model and guardian figures to do or say something.

TBH I do suspect a lot of foreigners view the US as a place where people get shot a lot and everyone eats pizza at every meal. I don’t think anybody’s country really gets a nuanced look from anybody else who isn’t focused on it.

I suppose the clean rich didn’t need the baths?

Hasn’t Europe existed since the filling of the Mediterranean basin like five million years ago??