I’m not sure casual viewers will know that Steinfeld and Hadid aren’t strictly white.

I think that’s an artifact of a lack of cultural penetration of American football across the Pacific. If you look at baseball, by contrast, MLB has plenty of Asian players, not to mention the leagues active in Asia.

This. I think he’s one of those artists who makes music because it’s the only way he feels he can communicate.

I’m in agreement with both of you. The use of “SJW” is a red flag, but this SIIJC character is the dictionary picture of a tryhard.

You wouldn’t vote for Yeezus over the Donald? Really?

The guy’s an egotist, but he has political thoughts, and they’re not crazy ones. Remember “George Bush doesn’t care about black people?” He wasn’t exactly wrong. I think he’d have his priorities in order, at least, despite the lack of political background.

Selena Gomez is the most obvious, since they’ve been buds for a very long time, but there have been others.

Besides, I just realized Hadid’s in the picture, and she has an Arabic last name for a reason.

Yeah, there’s some augmentation going on back there. It’s pretty obvious if you look at real early picks of her.

How do you join Taylor’s Squad? Like, do you have to get jumped in or something?

It’s always been kind of a bipolar obsession.

Hey, she hangs with quite a few Latinas.

Let it go, homie. Just read the fanfiction and get yourself off and then come back to reality.

Is this supposed to be, like, Sacagawea chic? What’s with the brown soft leather thing?

Let’s be real, she still looks hot like this.

It’s really the most radical thing to wear at an event like this.

She truly is the great peacemaker of our time. Have we tried sending her to deal with the whole Israel/Palestine thing?

I don’t get it. Like, ever since puberty I been running into super cute queer girls all the damn time. Maybe not always in a femme way, but this idea that there’s some kind of connection in women between being queer and being unattractive, aside from being offensive, it’s deeply counterintuitive for me.

Steel pacifiers. I like that.

The underside? Duh

I could actually see the confusion about language, given that Hawaiian is a thing. Not a widely spoken thing, but people don’t necessarily know that.

I feel you dude. I went on a hike in a national park in Laos earlier this year, and the local guide apologized that we probably wouldn’t see any tigers. I’m like, man, if I’m going to see a tiger it better be through a foot or so of bulletproof glass.