I’ve never heard someone explain Glasgow so well before. Needs more heroin though.

They’re not attacking Nepali culture as a whole. If they were, it probably wouldn’t work. They’re attacking a specific practice that disenfranchises, marginalizes and sickens people. I think that’s fair game. Not everything the West is about is wrongheaded and evil. I think the left’s valuable tendency to ask hard…

I love everything about this except the whistles. I feel like my cat does when we watch basketball with the squeaky shoes.

What’s it like? What’s it even about, for that matter?

Who did you think I Kissed A Girl was about?

I would love to see the Taylor and Katy cage match.

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Buses are waaaaay more comfortable than aircraft. I’d argue it’s not analogous.

That’s kind of adorable, in an MPDG kind of way, the stuffed animal.

I would not consider the wheel well viable. That’s getting a little too creative.

This. Your kid becomes a projectile and a danger to everybody in the case of any sharp maneuvering.

If you’ve got the time, Amtrak is fantastic. Definitely the relaxing way to travel.

That’s interesting. I didn’t know that.

Is that a problem with diphenhyrdamine and its siblings in particular or depressants generally? Say, would alcohol or barbiturates work? Although, it seems to me one could easily test particular drugs on the kid well in advance of the flight, so these reactions wouldn’t be a surprise.

Well, not really. The flight attendants have no interest in you guys fighting each other. And if we take seats off the plane (airline worker here), the price goes up. If you want to go back to the jet set era where only the rich could fly, that’s the way you’d do it. If you want steerage prices, you’ve got to expect…

This. It’s just people being cheap. God forbid you pay for a seat for every passenger.

That’s my understanding of the term as well.

I’m a dude and I think that’s fucking disturbing

I got people telling me on mine that I should treat my pet turtle’s lung infection with essential oils. I mean, it’s not like there’s a lot of conventional treatment, but what is a turtle going to make of some funny smelling oil??

I recall some stories about Hmong refugee mothers dosing their kids with opiates to quietly get past the Pathet Lao. Not an ideal way to travel, but if you’ve got your dosages managed, I guess maybe it’s doable.