No, anything he specifically designs them to do will be the one thing they specifically won’t be able to do.

I would have liked to have left a comment on the Kotaku version of this article, but that isn’t possible anymore for some reason.

If it’s a film about journalism during war time and the war is about nothing then the film is about nothing. 

Should have set it in the 24th century and have it star Miles O’Brien.

A lot of people don’t remember this anymore, but back when the Hobbit adaptation was just going to be one movie, they were planning to do a second “bridge film” that would have taken place between the events of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. The exact timeframe this new movie will take place in. I wonder if any…

I other words, an internet where he can’t be criticized.

“Guess you’ve finally made a monkey…”

Still mad they blew up Romulus. Yeah, I’m that bitch.

HAIL THE VICTORIOUS DEAD!

I thought the first one was fine, with its only major flaw being that it didn’t really have an ending, it just kinda stops. The second one was boring, and the third one was just awful. I don’t know how much of that was the direct and how much was the source material. How he handles this new movie is going to go a long…

Why are they canceling all of their shows at 5 seasons? They used to give them at least 7.

Mix it up. Have them get lost in suburbia. 

Ah yes, the 1960s, a famously non-polarized time in American history....

I guess Slimer has a lot of unresolved anger issues….

Have they ever explained why some ghosts look like humans while others look like ugly blob monsters?

If I had a nickel for every time a new Star Trek series only gets good in its final season, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot....

You mean Westworld could finally get a third season???

What’s interesting is that in this case, they didn’t change the design because of fan backlash. They fully expected the fans to hate it, but for some bizarre reason they were convinced that general audiences would embrace the new direction. It was only after the design was rejected by basically everyone else, (the…

“A spokesperson for Neuralink said that the patient blinking S.O.S. in Morse code was a standard side effect that should abate in about 48 hours.”