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Let me know when an Asian character gets their 5th Switzerland skin.

I wonder if in season 2 they will again have the main character compete his arc in the first episode and then have basically nowhere to go for the remaining 9.

I hope they include the part where they discover a working PlayStation and play a few levels of Crash Bandicoot 2.

Naughty Dog announces Last of Us Part 3 Remaster ahead of Last of Us Part 3.

So much of our government is based on gentlemen’s agreements that it’s surprising it’s taken them this long to realize nothing is actually compelling them to act like gentlemen.

Massholes!

Oh boy! Been a long time since I had a good old fashion Warcraft Lore Argument!

Warcraft has never been subtle about their Marvel influences.

To Thrall! The cause of, and solution to, all of Azeroth’s problems!”

“Hey baby! Wanna kill all humans?”

Pfff! You don’t know that….

New Planet of the Apes trailer: OH!

“Listen you little shits! We spent a LOT of money on that acquisition so you better buy those fucking Call of Duty games and all of their special editions and DLC and battle passes and cosmetic skins and loot boxes or else!”

Yeah, so has Bowser....

Instead of trying to recast the character, why don’t they just, oh, I don’t know… recast the actor???

And also their corporate overlords refusing to take a pay cut….

The biggest takeaway for me is that The Mummy Returns is apparently considered a horror movie.

The “key” being having a popular, critic proof franchise, producing it on a shoestring budget, and then releasing it against virtually no competition.