“Sure! They all have families.”

The employee.

What about a combine harvester?

No, he’s not compelled by circumstance, he’s compelled by his dick.

One of the main characters in the film is compelled by circumstance to marry someone she finds ideologically repulsive just so that she can afford the insulin she needs to continue to live.

Right. And I’m sure all of those people who want insulin will just magically use it to continue living and not cause any trouble either....

Well, hey! Who needs that dusty old Department of Education then? 

Didn’t even know this was a thing. 

Vehicular manslaughter! 

Why are identity politics…

I don’t see what the problem is. Just use the Direct Select tool to move those big pendulous breast south and turn them into big pendulous balls. 

Technically all animals are edible.

I had a beard once.  She left me for a younger man….

Rocky

“What are you going to do with your winnings, sir?”

If you have ever been around Roblox for any extended amount of time

The worst part is I’m not even confused. I literally don’t give a shit what Miyazaki or anyone else from FromSoftware says.

All the more reason not to ask them to fix the bugs then, because fixing the bugs would make the game easier, and FromSoftware have repeatedly said they don’t want to make their games easier. So stop asking them to patch their artistic vision, you philistines!