They could just make shorter games....

“Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.”

You would not believe how many episodes of Ren and Stimpy are missing from Paramount+.

So… even under my comment deriding these kinds of comments, there are a bunch of these kinds of comments. That’s what I love about gamers, they’ll never let you down!

Wavedashing, dash dancing, L-canceling, zip smashing, trigger hopping, moon walking, short shrifting, kilt tossing, tube socking, cow tipping, wet willies, atomic wedgies, the dreaded rear admiral, front facing backwards-forwarding, back facing forwards-backwarding, yup, it’s all there!   

I mean, not for nothing, but as someone who read the instruction booklets for both Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World, non of those things came as a surprise for me.

No.

No, I agree.

Article: “Here’s a cute little story about something a 60 year old Japanese video game developer once did.”

Poor Sonic. Even his good games eventually become bad games. 

It was said in the previous episode that even in universes where Beth doesn’t die, Ricks often abandoned her, never to return. 35 year old Rick was contemptuous of Ricks who move in with abandoned Beths, but 85 year old Rick apparently decided to give it a try after a lifetime of pain, misery, and loneliness.

Alright, fine.

What is it with indie projects and demons?

“Do not, my friends, become addicted to food….”

What did you expect from the ancestor of geese?

I thought Chappie was… fine? Seriously I’m not sure what got people so upset about that movie.

Of course humanity is the problem, it invented Twitter!

I actually think that Squidbillies has gotten pretty good over the years. While the first few seasons reveled in a kind of contempt for their own quality, the later seasons really found a voice for the show, adding a lot of bitting political and social commentary, and a surprising amount of heart as well.

And here I thought it was going to be about religious sensitivity of the vaguely cross-like shapes.

“Breath of the Wild 2 in 2022? Whew! Thank god we won’t be in direct competition with them again- GOD DAMN IT!”