I appreciate that you posted/appended the critiques that were thoughtfully written

Meanwhile, in real life, you keep taking on old ladies and winning. Boring!

To your generally well agreed upon points I would add an L2 R2 and clickable joysticks and remove the back touch panel. Praise the Vita that could have been!

This was a very gentle response to a rude bit of criticism, and I appreciated that 

That's no printer. It's a space station.

Character creators let me play a benevolent god that only creates hot people—like Abercrombie in the 2010s. I feel powerful and clever until I run smack into a wall: a character creator that thinks everyone on the planet is white—like Abercrombie in the 2000s.

I’d like to come clean as the guy funding all the Kotaku writers to write about Elden Ring and also the one cutting checks to Inhert to complain about it. Like many rich people, my motivations are complex and opaque

This would have been a stupid debate 300 years ago, but particularly baffling to have it now at the cusp of the era of commercial space flight. They should have had Gomez debate William Shatner, who could have just said, Look, I've been there.

Like Trump in 2020, Facebook is flailing violently as it loses relevance. We need to put it out of its misery quickly, before it can do more damage 

My guess is that it was meant to read: "That said, the house could be..."

I think it would be a helpful addition! Part of the problem is not knowing all the games; the other part of the problem is not being able to sort through the huge list to find games that you know of but didn’t know were included 

I agree with the first point, but even if game pass ended up on PS5, which is a big unknown, Sony would end up taking a huge cut of their streaming subscription profits. Consoles are not profitable at first but they make money over time and allow the company to capture profits on first party and third party game sales…

The plastic casing will be replaced with unused cardboard from discarded Labo kits and the joy cons will be attached to the console with bubblegum

So i wouldn’t have known about this guy or cared but for these two articles, and i agree that most people whining are probably doing so on bad faith, but none of this endears me to the man. If you’re calling yourself a socialist and going about advocating socialist causes on the internet, you’re essentially making…

This is the best take

The tone of this article is sassy and angry, and most of the responses in the comments will follow, but I’ll do my best to avoid that tone. My feelings are: I would like for all these people you mentioned to have jobs, and I would like for that to not rely on the small number of Americans who own most of the wealth in…

I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out. So weird!

Hm! I feel like it’s starting to get a little repetitive after 10 hours or so, but i think the beginning was excellent and the core gameplay generally is as well

How in the world did a concept that fucking Facebook is trying to popularize actually become popular?

So stop caring? I honestly don’t know why you or anyone should be emotionally impacted by people on the internet criticizing the business practices of one or another multinational mega corporation, regardless of whether you play Xbox or PlayStation