I would settle for two square inches. Even three!

When (if ever) are we going to see a portable 1-sq-inch peripheral that allows a Switch to connect to a tv and power without all that unnecessary and cumbersome plastic? Maybe from a third party? The Switch is meant to travel, let it be free!

This was probably never a money-maker to begin with, given production costs coupled with sales cannibalized from e-Shop NES games. It was probably mostly an advertising/brand-promotion gimmick that has since worn out its use.