Fair enough. Plus, these baby gourmets should enjoy all the finest now, so they can recount the pleasures of cuisine before the fall of civilization to their grandchildren.

When should we expect a Sean O'Neal review of this piece? I enjoyed my Roasted David Brooks Panini last week.

I, for one, welcome our new Avocado Toast overlords.

Gross. There are websites for that kind of filth.

D'oh!

Pff - 3 million Martian child-slave votes.

*drools* I skipped breakfast this morning, so I love this 2016 Election Hash!

Steve Bannon looks like half-digested monster vomit. *checks notes* Ah, he is half-digested monster vomit. I suck at this game.

Finally some patriotism around here!

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Ooh - that guy back there? That's Hitler.

Kellyanne Conway? Michael Flynn? Who else has been fired, hidden, or disappeared.

You already sold me, no need to push.

Now is not the time for critical thinking and questioning! Act!

I will chant ominously.

How about "automate the male sex to overthrow the government"?

Ooh! I'll watch.

Aww, that's sweet. It's much easier and less soul-crushing to PRETEND they are benevolent. Pretend and submit.