The Kinja Club

The Kinja Club

The Kinja Club

Hold me.

Hold me.

Hold me.

Aughh!! Change! It burns! I blame Millenials! I mean avocados! I mean Trump! This is clearly the work of the devil, Internet!

All right - I'm going out for a delicious Hellman's Mayonnaise and Hormel's Black Bacon BLT. See you on the other side.

The AV Club

Why are my palms burning??

This is just like Y2K - a total letdown. Who wants all my upvotes!

I, I can't believe this is it…Batman & Robin is leaving HBO. The hackers finally won!
It seems like only five months ago this half-meme, half-goblin, half-troll climbed out
of the swamp on assignment to slum it with you deranged, misguided, and
seriously amusing Clubbers. Well, we'll always have Alvin And The
Chipmunks…

Make America Devoured Again! #MADA

Iyay'may orrysay, aveDay. Iyay'may afraidyay Iyay ancay'tay oday atthay.

FAKE NEWS: That is clearly a Martian child slave. What does Katy Perry know and when does she know it?

loDHompu' 2 loDpu'

"Please find enclosed, one crocodile-dick pic."

Wonder Woman vs. Darkseidboob

You can make 657841 a week from home!

Hello, would like a job writing for the AV Club?