And now you understand why it was destroyed.

Don't fear the Tweetstorm! Take my hand!

That's because we're not releasing the werewolves yet! You'll have your day - wait for the signal!

Ah Jared - that delightful, apocalypse-savoring look on your face never fails to bring a toothy grimace to my face. Some of my best work. Please stop in for your 666,666 mile tune-up!

Soon over eighty percent of this country's energy will come from garbage fires. We have the BEST garbage fires.

Excellent - someone will finally get Kermit's birth certificate. Drain the swamp!

Shadow monsters…poisonous death spores…DC superhero movies…

like the old woman in the Simpsons watching soap operas: "Filthy! (But genuinely arousing)"

Tentacles, hands, mechanical claws - no matter - this goblin surveils alone!

You just entered the market Pokemon Go created. Natural progression.

If you think about, We're just selectively evolving the most agile and alert pedestrians.

Back in your cage, you rascal! You've got another 40 days to gestate before you're in fighting form.

I can't grow a mustache :(

No! Not the tweets!

BAH! More round Earth propaganda from Hollywood!

Boo! Now they're going to try and make me pay for it! There IS no such thing as a free lunch.

Get your hand outta my bucket, Orson! I'm getting feedback.

#RESIST…

If you want to keep up with current events in a vain attempt to prepare for the worst, this is a must see. Splurge on the big popcorn.

We'll fill you in this evening.