Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

I’m just going to fix the rust that needs to be fixed and start driving it. That’s kinda where I’m at.”

This is a good “Friday Story”

Germans would not allow a fly to be on the wall.

*Pittsburgh

He should have bought my 1982 Toyota Celica GT, brown with tan pin striping, fantastic era appropriate louvres, minimum rust, 5 speed manual, and only 80k miles. I was only asking $2500 and no one in this god forsaken part of the country wanted to buy it.

$10k gets you your pic of first gen Volts.

So good.  Especially impressed with him flipping through the wheel/color options on the R34.  Now just needs Riders on the Storm on in the background.

One of these. It’s literally bigger than many houses.

This thing. It was a boat, and was like piloting a house- literally

This is no less stupid than all the grown ass adults in my neighborhood that own $20k golf carts to just drive to the pool and the mailboxes. It’s crazy to think these people lived through the last recession. 

thanks in part to the EPA allegedly struggling to justify the move with data,

Get yourself a quality hodor for that #branlife.

Awesome on the outside, nasty and depressing inside. It’s perfect for me. 

That Spirit of Ecstasy isn’t kneeling.

There’s no fancy water-pump or flushing system here, just a mechanism to dump the wastes out the bottom of the car and onto the road

only used as a champagne cooler

Used Kia Stinger a fastback quasi-luxury sedan with stunning looks and a punchy power train. There are many available with under 30k miles for $21-25k. It’s a car that demands attention, fun to drive, comes with Kia’s long warranty. I implore you to find a better answer!

CPO entry level Luxury car is the answer here- 3 series, C Class, A4, IS, etc.

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer