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Ford used lightweight steel to build it, and it is lower, wider and longer

Visibility is great - once you realize that instead of looking over SUVs, you should be looking under them.

Thank God for Michigan - couldnt imagine my GT4 with a front plate.

Time for some burnouts! Totally accidental, of course.

In Jalopicorn Brown?

I asked BMW for comment, and a spokesman gave me the following:

no, it stays at all 9's forever. You have to get it to all 9's and then go to 1 mile on the trip odometer to indicate a million. 

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

My car cannot be better than my clients

“I would prefer something all-wheel-drive” 

my best friend has one of these that he put a million miles on. lookit this sexy bitch

Should have been green with tan interior.

This is a Saab I would consider buying.

If it can power itself into a normal seating position now, that would great.

I got your modern-day 4-door Eclipse right here!

And they can’t get up, much like their demographic.

<crocodile dundee accent>

Another similar forgettable meh car