Mazda. Just stay with Mazda.

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw empty bottles of Yuengling.

Skyactiv-G = gasonline
Skyactiv-D = diesel (compression ignition)
Skyactiv-X = cross (X, get it?) between gasoline and compression ignition.

I don’t hate this. Though the current Mustang is still a few hundred pounds too heavy to be new RX-9 or whatever.

To me, while Toyota and Honda can slap on some plastic bits and say their cars are sporty (because they look like it), most of the Mazdas I’ve owned leaned toward actually being sporty and fun to drive (as far as handling).

Mazda is pretty cool, and Honda and Toyota are lame. WHY?? Well, because Mazdas typically match their reliability, look cooler, and have better handling. Plus, they are a small automaker competing against two behemoths who pump out bland cars for the masses.

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

Disclaimer: I am very biased against the F30 and nearly a Mazda fanboy.

Saturn of course!!

Now that is a wedding crasher.

It hurts me so much that this is now true.

Objectively, of course it’s a Bad Deal. You could buy a lot more performance and technology for $121,000.

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

Either Clark’s or Ellen’s Parents drive this ultra cool Lincoln Continental Convertible in Baby Blue.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

Cayenne’t believe I didn’t think of that one

You guys. I’m calling 911, this is criminal and you’ve got what’s cayman to ya.

You're Macan an excellent point.

Hard to believe it’s Taycan so long for us to get it right.

The Model 3 isn’t a racecar it’s a mid priced EV.