Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

Can we go with this so its not a pile of shit by 50,000mi?

She drives like Ace Ventura.

It’s not listed on Toyota’s site, but they do exist, so clearly somebody made some.

See, this is exactly why I don’t own a Huracan.

Most convenient feature on any vehicle ever. Capless fuel filler

“Amazingly affordable”?  Have you priced out a hachi these days?  Takumi tax is very real, man.

Because the MX-5, unlike the S2K, doesn’t need all that extra power to drag its fat ass around.

Poor Zonda, mounted like a fish on the wall.  What an ignoble fate.

Jesus, how did it take him a year to NOT complete this?

I actually...don’t mind that Camry.

Now go look at a 1998 Taurus...  You’ll think the Camry is beautiful.

What is up with this rear-end, this angle isn’t a very good look.

Even in PA, my car frequently looks like it has third day stubble going on. I usually refer to it as vehicular bugicide.

You know.... good on you. She’s sensibly dressed. It was very wrong of me to request her to be scantily clad....

I’m in favor of a law that allows anyone who has been on the moon full permission to punch moon-hoaxers in the face, repeatedly and at will.

Every glider I’ve ever built had a Reman engine in it that was EPA98. We aren’t putting engines in from the 70’s. Roll coal they do not 

It’s an open secret that latest diesel emissions control requirements makes them very fragile.

How Ironic... and it has been ironic for 8 years now, that Subaru “fought” mediocrity with this ad campaign.