I might be losing my mind here but Im pretty sure Jess says "fuck yeah" in this episode, when shes on the phone with Cece at the 99 and she asks if she told Schmidt to do a roast. I watched the episode online after it aired so maybe it didnt show it on broadcast TV?

Two things of note in this episode (really enjoyed the episode overall, no general complaints):

One of the worst episodes I've ever seen, and I'm an unwavering fan who would stick up for the show in its worst moments. The Jess/Sam stuff was ridiculous. There are genuinely some scenes where I wonder why anyone would want to hang out with Jess, let alone date her. *Sometimes* her actions are "quirky" and funny but…

Garrett Dillanhunt and Rikki Lindhome starred together as bad, bad people in torture porn/horror remake Last House on the Left in 2009. This is a completely useless fact that came to mind after seeing the two names in the same sentence.

You guys really like to find stuff to nitpick, huh? Is it really that unrealistic for a 39-year old man to be dating a 30-year old woman in real life? Once you get to a certain age it doesn't really matter. FWIW, Duplass is still 38 (late birthday) and Arielle Kebbel is well into 30 (February birthday). I'd hate to…

"Nothing, I was just enjoying my favorite beverage

"Lots of people get fat during their engagement, you did"
"I was pregnant"

I don't think it's sexist of me to wonder how a girl of Piper's size and physicality could overpower all these people, including guys twice her size and a police sheriff. I thought the same of Emma Roberts in Scream 4, although she did have an accomplice (which Audrey might be, but I'm thinking Red Herring). Like, how…

I've got lots more to share. Since it took you about 3.5 seconds to respond to my comment I'd only assume you want to hear them.

oh yeah, I could have easily checked IMDB, but I thought I'd post here just in the sake of making conversation. You really didn't have to reply if you didn't have an answer, keyboard warrior # 1562369.

Anyone know the actress that plays Angie Gomez?

Just saw this, thoroughly enjoyed it. I find Schumer's shtick very funny and I can understand why people don't, but I feel reading the comments as if people are just hating on her to be contrarian because shes become so popular.

I'm not sure where else to put this, but has anyone dared to watch that CBS show Zoo?
I thought the concept seemed pretty cool but the acting is brutal and they have absolutely no idea what to do with the narrative. I think it could have been handled better by a channel with a little more leeway, like HBO or FX.

I don't know about any of this slasher business but I *do* want a trained attack pomeranian that will gut people on command.

"Of course. Who wouldn't want to watch a man fight a crocodile?"

"Why isn't he running? We spent $1200 on a Skype session with Usain Bolt"

Yeah, 'ten' is a pretty strong rating. Cleopatra Coleman is definitely more my type than the other two, and I'd put her at a soid 7.5

I was laughing as hard as I have yet at this show during the scene where Phil keeps driving away from/reversing towards Todd. Absolutely hilarious. I was wavering a bit on this show after the previous couple episodes, but these two were really funny.

"He won't talk about his home life with me because I'm not his husband. But you know who IS his husband…"

what is this, a police precinct, or a turkish bazaar?