Seven thousand three hundred twenty-two dollars.

Folks, you gotta tell us what “Lancaster” it is in the actual story. Turns out, it’s the one in NY, where I will be tomorrow evening to celebrate Thanksgiving with my brother, who works at Lancaster HS.

Long live Barf Bag! 

Maddog is more of my aesthetic on the metra. 

Either way, perhaps she will find comfort in one of the many quotes about weathering a storm she’s posted recently

This kind of thing is a feature, not a bug, of the Trump administration. Part of being a good con/grift/kleptocrat is promoting people well beyond their experience level. It provides two benefits:

I work at DoS.  She looks NOTHING like this in person.  Like no where near.  She airbrushed the shit out that Time pic for sure.

INSERT YOURSELF? are you serious right now?

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

Any father who thinks they have some kind of ownership or claim over their daughter’s virginity is 100% disgusting and perverted.

nah it’s disgusting bye

Warren’s slogan: “Dream Big, Fight Hard”

How does mentioning that Whitney had a lesbian relationship “tarnish her character” with anyone who isn’t a raging homophobe? 

Awww. I’m happy for Keanu. He always looks so melancholy. He should live and be happy. Mazal tov, my sweet, weird dude. 

The county has line item approval for every thing the library purchases? That sounds like a fucking disaster. I’m a librarian and our parent organization trusts us to spend our allocated funds as we see fit. Which includes a variety of newspaper subscriptions like the NY Times, WSJ, local paper, etc.

My back, my knees, my hips! Fetch me the Ambutal! Warm up the sitz bath and we’ll watch a little Matlock before the early bird special down to the IHOP.

Eh. She’s 30. She’s playing with her identity and I get it. And if it allows her to dissect this and explore what it means to her a bit more, that’s fine. She’s not saying “everyone must call it this from now until forever,” she’s saying, “this is what I call it in my head.” Fine. In my head, I call jellyfish “seal…

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

Thats why they had to ask, they don’t see color

I assume some day I’ll be able to see Anna Chlumsky on screen and not sob and picture her yelling “Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses!” But that day is not yet here.