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Caitlin, you wrote, “A former senior vice president, Lisa Bridges, sued the company and the head of goddamn human resources [italics yours] in June, alleging equal pay violations, retaliation, sexual harassment, and gender discrimination.”

That is so weird that a wannabe tech bro with bad management skills is also a complete douche.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself

From mega group DC Talk’s seminal album, “Free at Last”:

The other night I met a girl and she looked to be so nice
I asked her for her digits and she didn’t think twice
A couple days later, I called her up and asked her out
She said “with you?”, I said “with me”, and she said “without a doubt”
I took her to the garden

To paraphrase;

Ugh this is so fucking true, I’m not surprised a study confirmed what I’ve always known about these people.

“engage in risky behaviour, hold an unrealistic superior view of themselves, are over-confident, show little empathy for others, and have little shame or guilt.”

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even

I literally have bookmarks of comments on this website where people told me “it’s not about gender! I’d vote for Warren if she ran.” 

Unless Tulsi

Agreed. AOC often talks like her allies (democratic socialists, I guess?) are the first to take on these really big fights, when she’s standing on the shoulders of others. It’s not just that Hillary Clinton deserves credit for CHIP. It’s that CHIP was the compromise position after Hillary was unsuccessful in getting

It hurts so much to look at her. I watched the Parent Trap (her version) and Freaky Friday with my 10 year old niece recently, and man, such a waste of talent. 

She’s only 33 years old. That’s 33 the hard way.

Lindsay Lohan is the millenial Tara Reid.

Because she’s a patriot. Because she’s a brilliant former FLOTUS and Secretary of State with something to say. Because she can and should. Because she is right. And mostly to piss off a bunch of Bernie man babies.

Why the fuuuuuuuck is Bernie Sanders still running? My god.

Same reason any old white man is still running his mouth. Come on. Why is HRC the only person who’s ever told to go sit down and knit? Nobody tells any Republican traitor that. Nobody even tells her husband that.

Trump’s insane tweets remind me of a short period in my life where I would drink too much and reveal way too much on Facebook. You should never give away things that potential rivals can use against you.

It’s not “fifth dimensional chess”. It’s incompetence!

Just HOW delusional is this chick to think the real primary is between her and Hillary and she’s just running through a bunch of proxies? Also if she is running through proxies that still means Hillary’s beating her in a route! Go home Tulsi I’m sure there’s a gay child bullying a straight kid you need to be stopping

I know this is breaking news to TheSlot commenters like yourself: Hillary Rodham Clinton may know more about politics than you do.