carsonmccrullers
Carson McCrullers
carsonmccrullers

Don’t forget the jaw realignment! (That genetically weak chin must have been tough to get rid of)

You mean if the Air Force had added him to the national database of domestic abusers who can’t own guns, right?

I forgot about that! Such a solid diss.

Would we call this one talented?

I approve and appreciate this edit.

I’d like to catapult this person into the sun.

And I think even (s)he’d agree that impact > intent.

It’s tough to process the cognitive dissonance. Is she still the worst? Is this the beginning of her journey to self awareness? Will someone please make me five cocktails?

I mean, Ivana Trump now says that Donald never sexually assaulted her or ripped her hair out in a fit of rage. I still believe her original story, just like I still believe Madonna’s original story – who would make something like that up? And if it was made up, why didn’t Sean Penn sue?

This is just to say: you’re a really excellent person and I always look forward to your comments!

Boy Smells is my favorite way to burn my money. Despite the name, I assure you they are also for the ladies, or those who prefer not to attach gendered pronouns to their smell preferences!

Boy Smells is my favorite way to burn my money. Despite the name, I assure you they are also for the ladies, or

Right? Like, I know phrenology is debunked fake science, but I just cannot trust a person with eyes that tiny and close together.

I HATE Josh Chan (though he is an excellent depiction of every basic-ass nice-but-also-terrible dude from not-quite Los Angeles.)

I recently lost my temper while attempting to explain to a male coworker why he couldn’t call our new vendor rep “Hot Gabby” (it was when he said it was merely to differentiate between her and another contact he referred to as “Black Gabby.” His ears might still be ringing, and my blood pressure is definitely still

Are you 100% sure about that? I know these local Fox affiliates are technically independently-owned, but Fox 11 is my local station - it always cuts to Fox News national coverage/Fox News reporters on location, and all of the “owner’s opinion” spots I’ve ever seen on that station are VERY aligned with the Fox News

Interestingly, Lauren Sivan is a reporter for FOX 11 in Los Angeles. That’s definitely not to say I don’t believe her (I do), it just makes me think Fox is explicitly mobilizing the troops to try to make this a bigger scandal than Ailes/O’Reilly (one or both of whom I’d be willing to bet also harassed Sivan at some

Dude uses quotation marks like they’re italics (when *everyone* knows that’s what asterisks are for, Donald, you internet-illiterate piece of shit)

Please go away for a while and examine why you thought that scolding women for their reactions to a type of betrayal you’ve literally never experienced was your best bet. No one here is going to thank you.

If pressed, I think I’d pick Trump - I figure Sarah’s got her head so far up his ass that I’d get two for the price of one.