carsonmccrullers
Carson McCrullers
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Shut the fuck up, Sarah. Just...

I remember wearing these with a denim miniskirt. The horrors.

Omg. I like to think Barack looked embarrassed and Michelle laughed uproariously.

My lil guy got to come to the office with me today! I have a budget meeting with my boss, and I’m pretty sure she can’t yell at me in the presence of so much cuteness.

To summarize: if they’re keeping 20% of the profits, they’re not “virtuous.” If that 20% doesn’t go straight to their pockets, they’re bad at business. Is there a scenario in which they could win with you?

That’s the part about this that just astonishes me. His grandparents would be ashamed of him.

Since appearance-based compliments are the only kind he knows how to give to women, you would think he’d at least have a couple of synonyms for “beautiful,” but...nope!

Good luck! I have an interview tomorrow and I’m hoping for the same outcome. Fingers firmly crossed!

Thanks for this explanation! I was very into Sherlock Holmes as a kid (I was an odd kid), and I always wondered where that phrase came from.

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“the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.”

Holding torches and chanting “JEW WILL NOT REPLACE US” is not something you’d consider “super racist”? What’s your technical definition, then?

That’s a sobering thought. Kim even has a slightly better haircut.

It really does soun like he JUST discovered them

You say that as though it isn’t possible that we’ve already witnessed it!

This disingenuous little toad reminds me of That One Guy who seemed to pop up damn near every semester in college – smarmy, smug, almost aggressively confident, but literally ALWAYS wrong.

But what would ever lead him to believe that his actions are fine? That’s what I don’t get – what possible code could he have lived his live by that would deem it acceptable to touch your granddaughter’s ass, be she a child or a full grown woman?

This is my question, also. I suspect Mooch has never actually read that part of the Bible, because neither Cain (banished) or Able (dead) really came out a winner in that whole situation.

What a smug jabroni he is. And now I am feeling twinges of empathy for her? Double fuck you, Mooch.

The cherry on my rage sundae came (not for the first time) from Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ mush-mouth delivery. It’s like she’s unable to open her mouth wide enough to pronounce words.

The scale is now KFed —> Casper —> this man