My lil guy got to come to the office with me today! I have a budget meeting with my boss, and I’m pretty sure she can’t yell at me in the presence of so much cuteness.

That’s the part about this that just astonishes me. His grandparents would be ashamed of him.

Since appearance-based compliments are the only kind he knows how to give to women, you would think he’d at least have a couple of synonyms for “beautiful,” but...nope!

Good luck! I have an interview tomorrow and I’m hoping for the same outcome. Fingers firmly crossed!

Thanks for this explanation! I was very into Sherlock Holmes as a kid (I was an odd kid), and I always wondered where that phrase came from.

“the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.”

Holding torches and chanting “JEW WILL NOT REPLACE US” is not something you’d consider “super racist”? What’s your technical definition, then?

That’s a sobering thought. Kim even has a slightly better haircut.

It really does soun like he JUST discovered them

You say that as though it isn’t possible that we’ve already witnessed it!

But what would ever lead him to believe that his actions are fine? That’s what I don’t get – what possible code could he have lived his live by that would deem it acceptable to touch your granddaughter’s ass, be she a child or a full grown woman?

This is my question, also. I suspect Mooch has never actually read that part of the Bible, because neither Cain (banished) or Able (dead) really came out a winner in that whole situation.

What a smug jabroni he is. And now I am feeling twinges of empathy for her? Double fuck you, Mooch.

The cherry on my rage sundae came (not for the first time) from Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ mush-mouth delivery. It’s like she’s unable to open her mouth wide enough to pronounce words.

The scale is now KFed —> Casper —> this man

Ohh, so it’s now become clear that you’re a garden-variety internet shithead. I should really read the whole thread before giving somebody the benefit of the doubt.

I’d say most cults are probably described as “a bit eccentric but nothing illegal” until a) someone disappears into it who’s rich or important enough to attract law enforcement attention or b) “Daddy” makes everyone drink the poisoned Flavor Ade. But also, none of us even know enough to conclude that nothing illegal…

This adage should be emblazoned on tshirts for teenage girls (and cross-stitched on a pillow for me)

People who whine about women in leading roles “not being relatable/realistic” should REALLY be reminded of this important fact!

This is basically what I was going to say - I guess we all decided that nouns and verbs no longer have meaning, so all we’re left with are meaningless modifiers. Everything is huge and great! No one who majored in English in the last 30 years wants to die!