carsonmccrullers
Carson McCrullers
carsonmccrullers

Thanks to East Coast clients and their conference call schedule tomfoolery, I did more than that on my way to this office this morning.

Thank you for this comment. I’ve been trying the same approach this year, and while it has definitely been a struggle, it’s also SUPREMELY liberating to be able to separate the concepts of food/exercise from the concept of self-worth. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that berating myself for eating two

I know they definitely had a web presence in the early 2000s, because I remember anxiously waiting next to the Dell PC while my mom made sure A Knight’s Tale and The Princess Diaries were FotF-approved.

Ouch. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t have to hear my mother say the phrase “dumps like a truck” (I shudder at the very thought)

I hold Plugged In responsible for the time my mom found the 3 Doors Down album I’d just sneakily bought at The Wherehouse (in my defense, I was 13) and proceeded to read all of the “objectionable” lyrics aloud in order to shame me for my ungodly choice. Very fun.

I agree with this 100%. Dudes who don’t contribute to something as easy as cooking because they “don’t know how” will likely not contribute in other important ways. On the other hand, this morning (after getting home from a nightmare work trip at 2 AM) I woke up to the smell of the eggs, bacon & coffee my boyfriend

I figured spelling was the least of his problems just then ;)

I’d recommend not calling people sweety if you want them to think your correction is anything but condescending. it comes off real gross.

And even worse - he’s not just a shithead, he’s a mealy-mouthed weasel who refuses to accurately name his beliefs because of the ~optics~ of being associated with Nazis. It’s so pathetic.

I’m the youngest of 5, so I always felt like my tastes aligned more with the 80s kids than the 90s ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I totally forgot they made those! My ‘96 Olympics commemorative one (Viola Rose) was my prize possession

The world’s worst round of Who’d You Rather

Is it me, or is Putin’s smile-face STRONGLY reminiscent of a cabbage patch doll?

lol same. My dispensary trips have probably doubled in frequency (but they have great happy hour specials!)

It’s one step away from “Just google it,” and just about as effective, I’d imagine

This is one of my irrational grammar annoyances, too! It’s so minor that I almost feel bad correcting people (but also, it’s SO MINOR that it should be really easy to remember)

he only became trash within the past few years

I swear to god, the number of times my mother has suggested I just go “put on a slip” as though we all have 4 varieties in 2 colors just hanging out in our drawer (she does)

Exactly! And I’d venture a guess that the only reason it’s not in the PGA Rulebook is because players don’t use carts during tournaments.