There’s a Joseph in Genesis (of the famous coat of many colors) who supposedly saved Egypt from starving in a drought with his divine dream interpretation skillz. Why someone with an apparently direct line to the Almighty would be dumb enough to store food next to the dead bodies is less clear.

My favorite excuse! “I’ve dated black women, how could I be racist?” (I mean, he clearly hates women but he’s still straight, so I think It’s possible)

I often wonder what it’s like to be a person whose worldview is 85% motivated by “pissing off libtards.” Bad, I think.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

My money’s on cirrhosis of the liver, but I don’t see why it can’t be both!

That’s a really good question, and it’s one I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. It’s true that progressives need all the support/friends they can get, but at what point does that expansive inclusiveness turn into the kind of pandering the Republicans did with the neo-nazis in the alt-right (who they now will never…

If you really want to get in on the overalls resurgence but are paralyzed by memories of you as lumpy-looking teenager trying to wear oversized GAP shorteralls (in other words, if you are me): may I recommend these wondrous overalls from Madewell? Pricey up front, but I’d say the cost per wear will be pretty low since…

While I won’t argue your point re: progressives turning on each other when they can least afford to, that’s not what this is. Self-identifying as an MRA (unless his definition is DRASTICALLY different from everyone else’s) is antithetical to some pretty key concepts of American progressivism.

The fact that he could copy-paste well enough to spell “Erdoğan” but (evidently) couldn’t take the time to ask anybody how to pronounce it is giving me Bush flashbacks.

Hey man, different strokes for different folks! That’s why I love the English language (because it’s weird and often subjective as hell).

It’s really at the bottom of my list of Trump grammar gripes – his constant misuse of quotation marks and ellipses is much more horrifying, IMO.

Context! Context is how! (I really don’t mean to yell, I just hate the Oxford comma to the core of my being)

Don’t worry, they were always super annoying. Even their whole “just some fresh faced kids tryin’ to get out of small town Texas” storyline on the Sing Off was pretty disingenuous, though that’s not totally their fault (I guess the producers thought that would be more compelling to middle America than “USC students…

“like the sheets of a frat boy late in the semester” is a perfect similie, but it also just resurfaced some v embarrassing memories. Gonna be cringing on behalf of 19-year old me for the rest of the night.

Oh I know - the (obviously) was because he hasn’t been good enough to get near the masters since...I don’t even remember

Daly is well known as a redneck Republican à la Nugent and Kid Rock, so I’m sure Trump knew this one was a safe bet (IIRC, Daly once crooned a country cover of All My Exes Live in Texas, except it was “All my exes wear Rolexes,” ha...ha...ha.)

When I was in Augusta last month for the Masters, John Daly wasn’t playing (obviously), but he was selling merch & autographs in a tent at the local Hooters. Does not surprise me that Trump is a big fan.

that’s pretty rich coming from a guy who hasn’t even submitted his references yet. (Did I mention the non refundable fee?)

We’re all on google docs now, buddy! Post those links and the female coalition will inform you of our decision in 15 business days.

Full list of references or gtfo, my dude.