I heard the jury’s still out on science

Or, my personal favorite, the time he said [with Ivanka sitting next to him] that the thing the two of them had in common was “Sex.” Law & Order SVU couldn’t even write a character this skeevy.

Truly. Don’t threaten us with a good time, Sean!

Come on, now. Nobody’s dick deserves to have that* happen.

Why am I not surprised that Drudge fucking double spaces after every sentence? It’s 2017, my dude. We have variable-width fonts now.

I get that grammar gripes are relatively minor compared to, say, his itchy trigger finger, but still: what kind of adult man who isn’t an EDM DJ uses this many exclamation points in his tweets? It’s bizarre.

Ohhhh that’s so interesting, because isn’t that what Bernie stans just helped happen in November? Not exactly holding the logical high ground, there.

Oh, is that how that works? (Truly: if you’re going to be an insufferable pedant, try not to also be Captain Obvious)

lol at everyone who thought Bernie was our intersectional progressive messiah. Just another old white dude shouting at women to pipe down.

I wonder if she has even realized that yet, or if she still thinks her success stemmed from her insightful analysis of snowflake culture (lol forever).

I hope that non-disparagement order gets lifted – I’m dying to see the whiteboard acrostic Glenn comes up with for this one.

Interestingly, one of Beck’s few redeeming qualities is that he doesn’t seem to be the lecherous-O’Reilly brand of conservative host (just the fervent/rabid, borderline insane kind).

This right here. Like so many Cool Girls (TM) before her, Tomi just found out that none of those men ever actually respected her, valued her opinions, or saw her as anything besides this year’s Hot Conservative Ice Queen. She wasn’t a real pundit, just a convenient archetype.

I chalk it up to stopped clocks being right twice a day.

I assure you, the “average woman” is not working with a 26-inch waist. Not sure if UK stats are significantly different, but the average waist size for women in the US is ~36 inches (size 16-ish).

The difference between my coworker saying she hopes Trump chokes on a pretzel & Jones saying he hopes J-Lo gets raped is crystal clear: distribution. No one gives a shit what my coworker thinks, but thousands of unstable, gullible, gun-owning Americans really care what Alex Jones thinks. Publishing “a few”…

You are truly a human dumpster fire.

...“rarely wrong.” Huh. Ok – so then, it is your contention that:

Bless you. This is really going to level-up my denim jacket!

Where can I purchase this immediately?