Can you believe it????? I’m 29, and I really cannot accept that he’s 2 years older than I am.

GOTTA HEAR BOTH SIDES, MAN (/s, in case the caps weren’t clear)

You’ve never SEEN egg rolling like this, ok? People – tremendous people, amazing people – told me that we had the most elegant, well-attended egg roll in history.

I would cackle with glee if no one showed up except sad Sean Spicer in the bunny suit

It makes my skin CRAWL. I heard someone describe it as “the whisper of your creepy step-uncle as he leans too close to you at the family reunion,” which was pretty accurate.

The Delta terminal in Atlanta was an absolute shitshow this weekend – like, hundreds of people sleeping on the floor between terminals, grown men trying to cut in front of teenage girls in the ticketing line, general mass hysteria.

So the ONLY thing I can think of is that United was desperately trying to get enough crew members to the various hubs to deal with the surge of rebooking/overflow after Delta cancelled 3000 flights this weekend (including mine...4 times). Still, though, this is not what you do.

Truly. It would take 10 minutes of research to cast 10 gorgeous plus models.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this, also! Celeste was so adamant at *every* therapy appointment that Perry would NEVER hurt the kids, I don’t think it ever crossed her mind that an abusive household does more than just physical damage. I also think that’s what truly, finally motivated her enough to leave him.

Celeste’s face when Jane says that she’d considered the possibility that violence was part of Ziggy’s DNA because of his father - the near-instant connection of dots and quiet devastation. Nicole Kidman is a way better actress than I’ve previously given her credit for.

This is my new favorite picture on the internet

I can’t stop thinking about Madeline and Ed walking through the weird torchlit forest(?) like the were on their way to a ritual volcano sacrifice or something

Same.

Mmm, tastes like exploitation!

I still laugh about the Ted-Cruz-is-the-Zodiac-Killer meme whenever I think about it. It’s honestly not that far-fetched.

Laura Dern for President.

Perfect goldblum gif.

While I understand that physical insults are the lowest form of critique, I still need to say: Jared Kushner looks like a straight up serial killer.

That was my theory downthread, also – the Little Rock Nine school integration happened in 1957, so maybe that’s when the scary-liberal clock started?

I also asked myself this question. Now I wonder if the fact that school integration & Civil Rights protests started heating up in the late-50s has anything to do with this arbitrary-seeming 60-years-of-horrifying-liberalism estimate. Make America Great [for Whites] Again, amirite?