Right?? I know it’s a tiny nit to pick in the grande scheme of things, but come the fuck on. It’s a very simple rule.

we don’t have International Men’s Day, as far as I know

I’m not sure you understand the function of hashtags

How interesting it must be to live in a vacuum where the past and present have no connection! Is it like being a goldfish? Every trip round the bowl is a whole new reality?

See, that’s why context is important. Because reading this tweet in context (i.e. examining it against his decades of documented misogyny and clear disdain for 51% of the population) shows that Trump’s “nice sentiment” is disingenuous and 100% self-serving.

Craven is the exact word that pops into my head every time I see his smug face. He’s too smart to not understand the damage he’s inflicting, but also too power hungry to give a shit.

It’s almost as if this whole thing is less about “protecting” the children from imaginary bathroom danger and more about punishing trans people for making life choices this shitgibbon doesn’t agree with.

I’ve also heard that, and it’s horrible. I wouldn’t wish that on the worst person in the world.

Yup – I said this somewhere else upthread, but if you have to split hairs about the specific kind of underage people you think are OK to fuck, you’re already wrong and should stop talking immediately.

This type of thinking makes me shiver. I got my first period in 5th grade, so while my body was (apparently) “good to go,” my brain was still pretty consumed with pogs and friendship bracelets.

Milo. If you ever have to clarify that you don’t support pedophilia, you support ephebophila, you should know you’re already on the wrong side of the argument.

Ohh I know the one you mean – I think the Kate in question might have been Upton?

HOW, in the year of our Lord 2017, could anyone in politics consider “I don’t know who has access to my Twitter” to be either an explanation or an excuse? Especially considering they were all apparently internet security experts 6 months ago.

This is a really beautiful thought. That’s the America I want to live in.

Did you EVER foresee rooting (however tepidly and remotely) for Reince? I really didn’t see it coming.

That’s a distinction without a difference. Pretending to be a nazi to court nazis makes you a nazi.

I’m not sure what your point is here. Are you contending that liberals shouldn’t call white supremacists by their name because someone might think we’re being hysterical?

Saving this response for the next time my mom guilt trips me about not “finding my way back to the church”

(I actually think you’re GREAT at this, I LOLed at “don’t burn me”)

It’s like what a transcribed conversation with my 12-year old nephew would look like. There are maybe 3 complete thoughts in the entire thing.