there appear to be so many HUGE gaps in the Donald’s early education. Intellectually and emotionally, he’s operating at (to be generous) a 5th grade level

Preach. (Side note – my browser was slow and I’m really clicky, so I may have starred & unstarred this ~15 times? If so, my apologies to your notifications)

I just don’t understand how those two things could possibly be connected, even in Toby Keith’s imagination. Is he saying the troops hate healthcare?

Best possible gif selection, I salute you.

Yesterday someone I had previously considered to be reasonably intelligent told me, “you can never believe anything that an ex wife says.” (We’re no longer friends)

Finally, somebody who knows how to motivate me! This is so much better than “if you quit you’ll live longer”

GOB is all of us.

You’re a better quitter than I (2 packs secretly smoked since the election. No one can know. Also, help.)

No kidding - I’d venture to say that VP has 15+ years of industry experience. She knows the rules.

This is a fair point, I guess I have room for two trumps on my list (but that is my maximum!)

I think Tiffany is the only Trump I still pity.

Take a look through these and tell me if you see anybody who looks as abjectly unhappy as our current President-elect: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/meetings-presidents-elect-sitting-presidents/story?id=43451422

or at the very least, you shouldn’t be surprised if & when people assume that you are also a racist, sexist xenophobe.

I was a member of my college’s chapter of Invisible Children (for a year, before I realized its only function was organizing screenings of the film and selling bracelets)

“Such a mild mannered guy! Friends and family had no idea this might happen,” etc etc into infinity

I’m gonna be singing that song all night now

I’d like to ask Harvey’s former classmates how many times he started a sentence with “to play devil’s advocate for a minute...” (NO, HARVEY. Do not.)

I also wondered what this was about, because that’s not how that works. Maybe if he spent more time on his close reading and less time on his murder journal...

The PERFECT encapsulation of my response

Re: Trump’s grammar, I nearly choked when I heard him say that “her and Obama created ISIS.” Are we really considering electing a President who doesn’t understand basic sentence structure and parts of speech?