Hey man, different strokes for different folks! That’s why I love the English language (because it’s weird and often subjective as hell).

It’s really at the bottom of my list of Trump grammar gripes – his constant misuse of quotation marks and ellipses is much more horrifying, IMO.

Context! Context is how! (I really don’t mean to yell, I just hate the Oxford comma to the core of my being)

Don’t worry, they were always super annoying. Even their whole “just some fresh faced kids tryin’ to get out of small town Texas” storyline on the Sing Off was pretty disingenuous, though that’s not totally their fault (I guess the producers thought that would be more compelling to middle America than “USC students…

“like the sheets of a frat boy late in the semester” is a perfect similie, but it also just resurfaced some v embarrassing memories. Gonna be cringing on behalf of 19-year old me for the rest of the night.

Oh I know - the (obviously) was because he hasn’t been good enough to get near the masters since...I don’t even remember

Daly is well known as a redneck Republican à la Nugent and Kid Rock, so I’m sure Trump knew this one was a safe bet (IIRC, Daly once crooned a country cover of All My Exes Live in Texas, except it was “All my exes wear Rolexes,” ha...ha...ha.)

When I was in Augusta last month for the Masters, John Daly wasn’t playing (obviously), but he was selling merch & autographs in a tent at the local Hooters. Does not surprise me that Trump is a big fan.

that’s pretty rich coming from a guy who hasn’t even submitted his references yet. (Did I mention the non refundable fee?)

We’re all on google docs now, buddy! Post those links and the female coalition will inform you of our decision in 15 business days.

Full list of references or gtfo, my dude.

I heard the jury’s still out on science

Or, my personal favorite, the time he said [with Ivanka sitting next to him] that the thing the two of them had in common was “Sex.” Law & Order SVU couldn’t even write a character this skeevy.

Truly. Don’t threaten us with a good time, Sean!

Come on, now. Nobody’s dick deserves to have that* happen.

Why am I not surprised that Drudge fucking double spaces after every sentence? It’s 2017, my dude. We have variable-width fonts now.

I get that grammar gripes are relatively minor compared to, say, his itchy trigger finger, but still: what kind of adult man who isn’t an EDM DJ uses this many exclamation points in his tweets? It’s bizarre.

Ohhhh that’s so interesting, because isn’t that what Bernie stans just helped happen in November? Not exactly holding the logical high ground, there.

Oh, is that how that works? (Truly: if you’re going to be an insufferable pedant, try not to also be Captain Obvious)

lol at everyone who thought Bernie was our intersectional progressive messiah. Just another old white dude shouting at women to pipe down.