I wonder if she has even realized that yet, or if she still thinks her success stemmed from her insightful analysis of snowflake culture (lol forever).

I hope that non-disparagement order gets lifted – I’m dying to see the whiteboard acrostic Glenn comes up with for this one.

Interestingly, one of Beck’s few redeeming qualities is that he doesn’t seem to be the lecherous-O’Reilly brand of conservative host (just the fervent/rabid, borderline insane kind).

This right here. Like so many Cool Girls (TM) before her, Tomi just found out that none of those men ever actually respected her, valued her opinions, or saw her as anything besides this year’s Hot Conservative Ice Queen. She wasn’t a real pundit, just a convenient archetype.

I chalk it up to stopped clocks being right twice a day.

I assure you, the “average woman” is not working with a 26-inch waist. Not sure if UK stats are significantly different, but the average waist size for women in the US is ~36 inches (size 16-ish).

The difference between my coworker saying she hopes Trump chokes on a pretzel & Jones saying he hopes J-Lo gets raped is crystal clear: distribution. No one gives a shit what my coworker thinks, but thousands of unstable, gullible, gun-owning Americans really care what Alex Jones thinks. Publishing “a few”…

You are truly a human dumpster fire.

...“rarely wrong.” Huh. Ok – so then, it is your contention that:

Bless you. This is really going to level-up my denim jacket!

Where can I purchase this immediately?

Can you believe it????? I’m 29, and I really cannot accept that he’s 2 years older than I am.

GOTTA HEAR BOTH SIDES, MAN (/s, in case the caps weren’t clear)

You’ve never SEEN egg rolling like this, ok? People – tremendous people, amazing people – told me that we had the most elegant, well-attended egg roll in history.

I would cackle with glee if no one showed up except sad Sean Spicer in the bunny suit

It makes my skin CRAWL. I heard someone describe it as “the whisper of your creepy step-uncle as he leans too close to you at the family reunion,” which was pretty accurate.

The Delta terminal in Atlanta was an absolute shitshow this weekend – like, hundreds of people sleeping on the floor between terminals, grown men trying to cut in front of teenage girls in the ticketing line, general mass hysteria.

So the ONLY thing I can think of is that United was desperately trying to get enough crew members to the various hubs to deal with the surge of rebooking/overflow after Delta cancelled 3000 flights this weekend (including mine...4 times). Still, though, this is not what you do.

Truly. It would take 10 minutes of research to cast 10 gorgeous plus models.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this, also! Celeste was so adamant at *every* therapy appointment that Perry would NEVER hurt the kids, I don’t think it ever crossed her mind that an abusive household does more than just physical damage. I also think that’s what truly, finally motivated her enough to leave him.