I’ve also heard that, and it’s horrible. I wouldn’t wish that on the worst person in the world.

Yup – I said this somewhere else upthread, but if you have to split hairs about the specific kind of underage people you think are OK to fuck, you’re already wrong and should stop talking immediately.

This type of thinking makes me shiver. I got my first period in 5th grade, so while my body was (apparently) “good to go,” my brain was still pretty consumed with pogs and friendship bracelets.

Milo. If you ever have to clarify that you don’t support pedophilia, you support ephebophila, you should know you’re already on the wrong side of the argument.

Ohh I know the one you mean – I think the Kate in question might have been Upton?

HOW, in the year of our Lord 2017, could anyone in politics consider “I don’t know who has access to my Twitter” to be either an explanation or an excuse? Especially considering they were all apparently internet security experts 6 months ago.

This is a really beautiful thought. That’s the America I want to live in.

Did you EVER foresee rooting (however tepidly and remotely) for Reince? I really didn’t see it coming.

That’s a distinction without a difference. Pretending to be a nazi to court nazis makes you a nazi.

I’m not sure what your point is here. Are you contending that liberals shouldn’t call white supremacists by their name because someone might think we’re being hysterical?

Saving this response for the next time my mom guilt trips me about not “finding my way back to the church”

(I actually think you’re GREAT at this, I LOLed at “don’t burn me”)

It’s like what a transcribed conversation with my 12-year old nephew would look like. There are maybe 3 complete thoughts in the entire thing.

there appear to be so many HUGE gaps in the Donald’s early education. Intellectually and emotionally, he’s operating at (to be generous) a 5th grade level

Preach. (Side note – my browser was slow and I’m really clicky, so I may have starred & unstarred this ~15 times? If so, my apologies to your notifications)

I just don’t understand how those two things could possibly be connected, even in Toby Keith’s imagination. Is he saying the troops hate healthcare?

Best possible gif selection, I salute you.

Yesterday someone I had previously considered to be reasonably intelligent told me, “you can never believe anything that an ex wife says.” (We’re no longer friends)

Finally, somebody who knows how to motivate me! This is so much better than “if you quit you’ll live longer”

GOB is all of us.