You’re a better quitter than I (2 packs secretly smoked since the election. No one can know. Also, help.)

No kidding - I’d venture to say that VP has 15+ years of industry experience. She knows the rules.

This is a fair point, I guess I have room for two trumps on my list (but that is my maximum!)

I think Tiffany is the only Trump I still pity.

Take a look through these and tell me if you see anybody who looks as abjectly unhappy as our current President-elect: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/meetings-presidents-elect-sitting-presidents/story?id=43451422

or at the very least, you shouldn’t be surprised if & when people assume that you are also a racist, sexist xenophobe.

I was a member of my college’s chapter of Invisible Children (for a year, before I realized its only function was organizing screenings of the film and selling bracelets)

“Such a mild mannered guy! Friends and family had no idea this might happen,” etc etc into infinity

I’m gonna be singing that song all night now

I’d like to ask Harvey’s former classmates how many times he started a sentence with “to play devil’s advocate for a minute...” (NO, HARVEY. Do not.)

I also wondered what this was about, because that’s not how that works. Maybe if he spent more time on his close reading and less time on his murder journal...

The PERFECT encapsulation of my response

Re: Trump’s grammar, I nearly choked when I heard him say that “her and Obama created ISIS.” Are we really considering electing a President who doesn’t understand basic sentence structure and parts of speech?

This is a man who loves to dish it out, but can never take it. He straight up accused her (with no proof) of paying people to riot at his rallies, and she didn’t bat an eyelash. She gets medium-sassy and his head explodes.

As the lady friend of a Mexican man, I beg your permission to borrow this idea

This is true. My boyfriend has two half sisters that he hasn’t seen in at least 10 years - I’m not sure he’d even recognize them if they passed him on the street.

Don’t worry, there are more than enough typos for both of us.

This is definitely the empathetic approach. But Jez should for sure hire some freelance copy editors (I volunteer as tribute)

Fuck, I hope you’re right. I need America to restore my Anne Frank-like belief that people really are good at heart, because 2016 has been a rough one.

I used to try to laugh off the fact that I got roofied on my 20th birthday because “nothing ended up happening to me” (my friends carried me home). But honestly, fuck that. Fuck that guy who was planning on hurting me, and fuck the Trump-like attitudes that made me feel like I needed to minimize it because maybe it…