Boo don’t ruin my hyperbolic good time, man! (I take adderall every day, that’s why thought a heart-stopping dose had a fun ring too it)

That description is spot-on. He’s that coked out guy who won’t get out of your living room at 4 am and keeps telling you he knows someone who lives here, just call them! You’ll see!

My favorite was when he eventually sputtered to a stop after projectile vomiting nonsense words for 2 minutes and she said, “whew. Ok!” That kind of verbal head pat is my favorite slow burn. He’ll be thinking about it for days.

i am positively giddy at the prospect of sad Sean Hannity

Hearing him shout for multiple minutes about calling Sean Hannity reminded me of an acquaintance from my early 20s -aggressive and also addicted to coke (allegedly! We’re just asking the questions!)

Fuck, I totally forgot about that. And Mitt got wrecked for being such a Mr. Moneybags - I wonder if this will even register with most Trump fans? I also wonder if the Donald owns any dressage horses

Many people are saying Trump is probably addicted to uppers. Educated people, great people. You tell me.

New phone, who’s this?

It’s kind of a shame, I would’ve loved to hear it go straight to voicemail after 2 rings

I mean, he just uses certain laws that were there, man

That made me spit wine out of my mouth. It is the literal epitome of Stupid Rich Man - he may as well have said “i own a summer home there” as he adjusted his monocle

Love yours also! I pray neither of us perishes from influenza

Same here, that was mostly hyperbole. I’ve been on it for 10ish years, and the highest dosage I’ve ever needed was 30 mg (but then again, I think he’s been taking whatever “diet supplements” he’s on for so long that his tolerance could be super high by now? So maybe not hyperbole?)

Can confirm this from second hand experience

I thought he was literally going to make Lester get Sean on the horn while America waited.

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

I felt so petty, but I, too, can’t let that go. Is that really the grammar/writing of a person who was accepted to the #7 university in California?

I’ll vote however my Canadian overlords tell me to if it means America gets a Justin Trudeau someday

Yeah, MLK would have been totally fine with Trump and his racist hordes, because at least they’re not moderate whites. Jesus.

so Republicans think she’s mentally impaired, but also still smart enough to perpetrate the various crimes/schemes/murders they’ve accused her of without them ever catching her red handed? What does that say about their mental acuity?