I was ready to give her the benefit of the doubt until she misquoted David Foster Wallace in that FB post. (I'll probably give her the benefit of the doubt anyway, but what kind of author doesn't have a sec to double check quotations on goodreads? Jesus)

The cynical part of me assumed that's one of the things that attracted her to this relationship (an expiration date)

As my uncle would say, she can dish it out, but she can't take it

Yeah definitely, no other institution has ever prioritized their sports stars above the safety of others (lol forever). The problem isn't usc. It's sports.

Because he considered himself immune from consequences?

False accusations do not even amount to a FRACTION of the number of rapists who are never punished. Your empathy is misplaced.

Have you considered that perhaps after the first time the victim could have been blaming herself the same way you’re blaming her? Maybe she thought it was a mistake - “I gave him mixed signals, maybe he thought not moving meant yes? Maybe he didn’t mean to? I don’t want to cause any trouble...” I imagine those doubts…

The majority of cats and dogs are microchipped, it's a pretty standard deal

It’s like he’s never heard of Hearst Castle.

OJ concentrate isn't good for much, but the lime one is perfect for making pitchers of beergaritas (no ice, so the booze doesn't get watered down)

Yes! Our time has come

Have you never had to attach a picture of your DL or another document to an email for identity verification? I’ve done that like 3 times this year alone. I assume it wouldn’t be hard for diligent shitheads to find if they hacked my email and were looking for it (I doubt she had a folder in the cloud labeled “important…

Yes to this! I figured that out from contextual clues (because I’m 100% sure she wasn’t storing any nudes on her website server), but it seems important to note that this was a planned multi-platform hack, not a crime of opportunity

“They ‘shouldn’t be branded for life with a felony offense and branded a sex offender.’

YES to this. I’m a little bit proud of my hometown (are you from there too? Carlsbad forever!)

What's he doing, then? Sounds like you have the inside scoop

Jeeeeeesus Christ. By mumbo jumbo do you mean quoting your own dumb sentence back at you? I never (never) said Stein was an anti-vaxxer, just that she panders to them, just like she was pandering when she said she’d have Ed Snowden in her cabinet. But that’s all mostly irrelevant, since she is not a qualified…

See, but Hillary has never implied that vaccines could maybe cause autism, so I’m really not as concerned about hearing that clarification from her (because it’s a pretty basic fact that we should all just take as a given, quite frankly).

I had to scroll back up to my original comment to make sure I didn’t say anything about vaccinations or her being an anti-vaxxer (I didn’t). You’re correct that she isn’t an anti-vaxxer, but she is most definitely a panderer. She is a Harvard-educated doctor who should know that vaccines categorically do not cause…

You’re presenting Stein as though she were a candidate with equivalent qualifications/accomplishments, which is weird. I wouldn’t even vote for her as the president of my local school board (especially since she apparently thinks wi-fi can fry kids’ brains)