OJ concentrate isn't good for much, but the lime one is perfect for making pitchers of beergaritas (no ice, so the booze doesn't get watered down)

Yes! Our time has come

Have you never had to attach a picture of your DL or another document to an email for identity verification? I’ve done that like 3 times this year alone. I assume it wouldn’t be hard for diligent shitheads to find if they hacked my email and were looking for it (I doubt she had a folder in the cloud labeled “important…

Yes to this! I figured that out from contextual clues (because I’m 100% sure she wasn’t storing any nudes on her website server), but it seems important to note that this was a planned multi-platform hack, not a crime of opportunity

“They ‘shouldn’t be branded for life with a felony offense and branded a sex offender.’

YES to this. I’m a little bit proud of my hometown (are you from there too? Carlsbad forever!)

What's he doing, then? Sounds like you have the inside scoop

Jeeeeeesus Christ. By mumbo jumbo do you mean quoting your own dumb sentence back at you? I never (never) said Stein was an anti-vaxxer, just that she panders to them, just like she was pandering when she said she’d have Ed Snowden in her cabinet. But that’s all mostly irrelevant, since she is not a qualified…

See, but Hillary has never implied that vaccines could maybe cause autism, so I’m really not as concerned about hearing that clarification from her (because it’s a pretty basic fact that we should all just take as a given, quite frankly).

I had to scroll back up to my original comment to make sure I didn’t say anything about vaccinations or her being an anti-vaxxer (I didn’t). You’re correct that she isn’t an anti-vaxxer, but she is most definitely a panderer. She is a Harvard-educated doctor who should know that vaccines categorically do not cause…

You’re presenting Stein as though she were a candidate with equivalent qualifications/accomplishments, which is weird. I wouldn’t even vote for her as the president of my local school board (especially since she apparently thinks wi-fi can fry kids’ brains)

There truly is no douchier (or frequently mentioned) Master’s degree. Bro, you're not a doctor, and you can get MBAs online now.

TRUE and same

It’s like his head got bigger, but his facial features all stayed the same size

I would 100% believe that he’s losing interest in actually being president. But I think that’s a function of his short attention span and an ego-driven desire to make it look like his eventual loss is “no big deal” to him, not evidence that he’s a Clinton false flag

Just because things he spews are “connecting” doesn't mean they're true.

Same. I didn’t recognize the feeling at first, because the possibility of it occurring has never, ever crossed my mind.

What I wouldn’t give for a “is our children learning”-level gaffe as a palette cleanser after Trump’s shit

I bet they were actually pretty thorough binders, too, especially compared to Trump’s research (zoomed in Wikipedia printouts)

We didn’t know how (comparatively) good we had it with Mittens. As movie villains go, he was that rude rich guy who tried to foreclose on the Goonies, meanwhile Trump is pacing closer to Heath-Ledger-Joker territory.