carsonmccrullers
Carson McCrullers
carsonmccrullers

I actually miss Mitt Romney. That is what this garbage fire of an election cycle has done to me.

The main thing holding me back from believing that theory is his ego. If he didn’t believe this shit, would a man as notoriously vain and thin-skinned as Trump voluntarily make himself look so utterly stupid and ridiculous? Unless Hillary was holding Ivanka hostage, I just don't see it happening (and even then...)

This is exactly what jumped out at me – her son has never dated as an adult, he apparently has no examples of healthy familial relationships for context, and he sounds like he was desperate for any kind of love. Poor kid :(

‘I never thought I was crazy for having these feelings because I didn’t see her as my mom, it was more like going to a club and meeting a random person. It didn’t feel wrong, it felt normal.’

I originally started following them as marketing/social media research, but then they totally got me with one of their FB ads. The underwear is really great, and works well (but it’s just SO expensive)

I caught myself doing that during beach volleyball last night! Just awash in patriotism. I mean, maybe this is why a certain subset of our country wants to feel like this all the time? (it feels amazing)

Yes! This is one of the very few instances in which I would join a USA chant

100% agree. She throws her head back, sometimes opens her mouth wider than is “advisable” for television – it’s un-self conscious and I love it. It also reminds me of my own pretty loud/unusual laugh, which I totally used to be embarrassed about (because as we know, women are supposed to giggle, not guffaw).

I saw your comment upthread, nobody dismissed it

Not to mention “gender neutral” doesn't mean what Ivanka thinks it does

Now that’s a diagnosis I could get behind (heh)

Was she, though? I mean, maybe about how superficial she is, but definitely not about the underlying cause (being a stupid asshole is not a symptom of ADHD)

My sister in law is from Baton Rouge! (Which is to say: it is also my least favorite place)

My friend and her new husband did this on Saturday! It was amazing

I had an employer who once made me sign an NDA that included a “non-disparagement clause” (which is pretty lucky for them, because I have so, so many disparaging things I am now contractually prohibited from sharing with the world)

Welp, I had almost stifled the gag reflex but it's back now.

Thank you! Luckily I don’t plan on putting anything else on that part of my arm (because then I’d definitely have caused a problem for myself)

I have mine facing me. I think you’re right that it’s not as common in general, but maybe more common with something like a mantra, since she probably wants to read it herself?

No, the kind who’s a domestic abuser with apparent rage and control issues